- Ericka: hiii
- Anne: HI
- Anne: how is it going
- Ericka: i'm eating sourdough toast with butter and blueberry jam
- Anne: that sounds pretty good
- Ericka: and it has hello kitty's precious little face on it because i toasted it in my hello kitty toaster
- Anne: whats the difference between jam and marmalade
- Ericka: other than the fact that marmalade sounds better?
- Anne: no
- Anne: i cant marmalade my dick in your mouth
Today, I was eating brunch (a Rice Krispie Treat) and watching basic cable. I thought I was watching
Reno 911, but really I was watching Cops. I didn’t think it was possible for a member of law enforcement to wrestle a Mexican woman in such a hilarious way unless it was a syndicated sitcom spoof. Her breasts eventually fell out of her tank top when he threw her on the ground while she screamed, “WHYYYYYYY?” This whole situation became more confusing when I thought he was arresting Danny Glover for smoking crack and soliciting tranny prostitutes.
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