May 16, 2009

5/16

there really is a silver lining in every situation

look at the french colonizing vietnam.  hello bahn mi, most delicious sandwich ever created.  

what is that old saying

oh yes, imperialism is the mother of all invention 

April 22, 2009
a present from e to a to e to you

a present from e to a to e to you

April 15, 2009

I can’t think of a more appropriate video for Fluffy Kitties.

Love,

Ericka

April 12, 2009
oh andrew, you devil

- a

oh andrew, you devil

- a

April 8, 2009

when life gets you down

sad grocery store shopping carts:

1.) whiskey and a pregnancy test

2.) mentos and diet coke

3.) tampons and ice cream

4.) razor blades and cosmo

5.) cheetos and people magazine

6.) funyons and pork rinds

a&e

March 30, 2009
  • Ericka: hiii
  • Anne: HI
  • Anne: how is it going
  • Ericka: i'm eating sourdough toast with butter and blueberry jam
  • Anne: that sounds pretty good
  • Ericka: and it has hello kitty's precious little face on it because i toasted it in my hello kitty toaster
  • Anne: whats the difference between jam and marmalade
  • Ericka: other than the fact that marmalade sounds better?
  • Anne: no
  • Anne: i cant marmalade my dick in your mouth

Videogum improves my quality of life.

- Ericka

March 29, 2009

So, you’re, like, 100% Man?

Today, I was eating brunch (a Rice Krispie Treat) and watching basic cable.  I thought I was watching

Reno 911, but really I was watching Cops.  I didn’t think it was possible for a member of law enforcement to wrestle a Mexican woman in such a hilarious way unless it was a syndicated sitcom spoof.  Her breasts eventually fell out of her tank top when he threw her on the ground while she screamed, “WHYYYYYYY?”  This whole situation became more confusing when I thought he was arresting Danny Glover for smoking crack and soliciting tranny prostitutes.

- Ericka

March 21, 2009
i planned on going to brunch today.  i mean it sounded like such a good idea when i was drunk last night.  oddly enough in the light of day, and back in the suburbs, it seemed like significantly less of a good idea.  obviously there was naught to do but make myself a sandwich.  and lord knows i dont understand the concept of a simple sandwich.  this beauty that you behold here above you is (from the bottom up):
bottom half toasted everything bagel
whipped cream cheese
wegmans oven roasted turkey, quickly caramelized in a skillet
fried egg seasoned with salt and pepper
1 slice american cheese (we didn’t have anything else ericka, dont look at me with those eyes of judgement)
2 slices vine ripened tomatoes seasoned with salt and pepper and drizzled with olive oil and balsamic vinegar 
slices of red onion
top half toasted everything bagel slathered in grey poupon country mustard (the one with the seeds!)
and voila, a boring breakfast no more
anne

i planned on going to brunch today.  i mean it sounded like such a good idea when i was drunk last night.  oddly enough in the light of day, and back in the suburbs, it seemed like significantly less of a good idea.  obviously there was naught to do but make myself a sandwich.  and lord knows i dont understand the concept of a simple sandwich.  this beauty that you behold here above you is (from the bottom up):

bottom half toasted everything bagel

whipped cream cheese

wegmans oven roasted turkey, quickly caramelized in a skillet

fried egg seasoned with salt and pepper

1 slice american cheese (we didn’t have anything else ericka, dont look at me with those eyes of judgement)

2 slices vine ripened tomatoes seasoned with salt and pepper and drizzled with olive oil and balsamic vinegar 

slices of red onion

top half toasted everything bagel slathered in grey poupon country mustard (the one with the seeds!)

and voila, a boring breakfast no more

anne

well i think it only fitting that we start this venture out on the right foot.  with a kitty.  my kitty to be exact.  Bean.  isnt she hideous.  god i really do love fluffy kitties!!!

anne

well i think it only fitting that we start this venture out on the right foot.  with a kitty.  my kitty to be exact.  Bean.  isnt she hideous.  god i really do love fluffy kitties!!!

anne